PASTA DISHES:
ORIGINAL RECIPES 1
PARODY OF PASSENGERS: ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACKS 1
INDICTED FLAVOURS [INSTRUMENTAL]
PLUG
YOUR BREW ROOM
I’LL PRAISE WHATEVER CHOW
A DIFFERENT KIND OF FOOD
MISS JALAPEÑOS
PEACH SEQUENCE
I DO EAT LIKE SHIT
ONE MINUTE WARMING
CORPSE (THESE BRAINS I’VE CHASED SO LONG)
KNISH SATE AMERICA
POT 180 [INSTRUMENTAL]
THEME FROM ‘THE BON BON’ [INSTRUMENTAL]
THEME FROM ‘LET’S GO VEGETATIVE’ [INSTRUMENTAL]
NOVEMBER 1995
After the groundbreaking ACHTUNG BAYLEAF, its surprise companion album FOODROPA, and the trailblazing FOOD TV tour, UCHEW were bubbling with creative cooking juices and lent their talents to help their friend Brian Beano into making a vanity record full of squiggly sounds and techno gooblygook after spending too much time in nighttime Tokyo. They coined the new partnership PASTA DISHES. Larry Melon Jr. hated the project because it was less about drums and more about Pachinko machines. No follow-up was made because accountants took a look at the sales numbers and committed seppuku en masse, leading to an internal ban on bands volunteering their talents for their own producers. But at least the catering was excellent. Lucianno Pastarotti, the famous Italian opera singer and gourmand, insisted on tagging along after smelling the food from several miles away. They also recruited artists such as Chuck 'Sunny' D and Scottish-DJ Howie 'Vitamin' B12. The album spawned the instant classic song MISS JALAPEÑO.
INDICTED FLAVOURS [INSTRUMENTAL]
PARODY OF UNITED COLOURS [INSTRUMENTAL]
TRACK 1
FROM THE MOTION PICTURE ‘INDICTED FLAVOURS OF AMMONIUM’ (JAPAN)
MUSIC BY PASTA DISHES
PLUG
PARODY OF SLUG
You’ll want this new dessert
You’ll want to swig some ‘Squirt’
You’ll want our beer to flirt
This’ll help to lose that girth
You’ll want this in your mug
Don’t mind this paid-for-plug
You’ll want to acquiesce
You’ll want to just say ‘yes’
You’ll want to brush with Crest
Got milk? It’s the best!
You’ll want red Mountain Dew
You’ll want this cuz it’s blue
You’ll want these for hors d’oeuvres
You’ll want tea for your nerves
You’ll want without reserve
You’ll want our ‘single serve’
You’ll want only brand names
You’ll want organic grain
Now with Aspartame
Newly improved but same
TRACK 2
FROM THE MOTION PICTURE ‘PLUG’ (GERMANY)
LYRICS BY BONNEEAU
MUSIC BY PASTA DISHES
YOUR BREW ROOM
PARODY OF YOUR BLUE ROOM
It’s time to go again
To your brew room
Get some bottles to drink with you
In your brew room
The air is frigid
There’s lots of beer
I always liked hangin’ round here
It’s a different kind of concoction
Your brew room
It’s a labour of love
You can see the pride
It’s a labour of love
I’m jealous inside
It’s not a place for the girls
Your brew room
See the mural of women bare
Your brew room
And I rave...I am affective
Looking at you...I am subjective
New constructions
For a whole new section
For your brew room
It’s a labour of love
You can see the pride
It’s a labour of love
I’m jealous inside
It’s alright
Your brew room
Sure beats my wine rack
Your brew room
Yeah, I hope one day I’ll copy that
Your brew room
See me inbibe
When you take me back there
So much fun to me
“Coming in, chillin’ out
Nothing better without a doubt
A place that can never close
Some place that no one knows
Never kicked out
Never walk home
It’s got its charms
Want one of my own!”
TRACK 3
SINGLE RELEASED NOVEMBER 2015
FROM THE MOTION PICTURE ‘BEYOND THE CROWDS’ (ITALY)
LYRICS BY BONNEEAU
MUSIC BY PASTA DISHES
I’LL PRAISE
WHATEVER CHOW
PARODY OF ALWAYS FOREVER NOW
I’ll praise
I’ll praise
I’ll praise whatever
I’ll praise
I’ll praise
I’ll praise whatever
I’ll praise whatever
I’ll praise whatever chow
I’ll praise whatever
I’ll praise whatever chow
I’ll praise whatever
I’ll praise whatever chow
I’ll praise whatever chow
I’ll praise whatever chow
I’ll praise whatever chow
I’ll praise
I’ll praise
TRACK 4
FROM THE MOTION PICTURE ‘I’LL PRAISE WHATEVER CHOW’ (HONG KONG)
LYRICS BY BONNEEAU
MUSIC BY PASTA DISHES
A DIFFERENT KIND
OF FOOD
PARODY OF A DIFFERENT KIND OF BLUE
Those jars
Pure goo
One's called: 'Just Pear'
Kid sneers
We try
He's miffed
And cries
With just one bite he's eschewed
A different kind of food
He fights
And whines
Arms fold
Face blue
He's small
But spry
His chair
A blight
With just one bite he'll eschew
A different kind of food
We're not quite breaking through
With a different kind of food
TRACK 5
FROM THE MOTION PICTURE ‘AN ORDINARY TRAY’ (USA)
LYRICS BY BONNEEAU
MUSIC BY PASTA DISHES
PEACH SEQUENCE
PARODY OF BEACH SEQUENCE
Sigh...
Shoo fruit flies
TRACK 6
FROM THE MOTION PICTURE ‘I’LL PRAISE WHATEVER CHOW’ (HONG KONG)
LYRICS BY BONNEEAU
MUSIC BY PASTA DISHES
MISS JALAPEÑOS
PARODY OF MISS SARAJEVO
Is there a time for weeping one instance
A time to burn your eyes away
Is there a time for heaping on a pound
Forgetting that you will pay
Is there a time for Pollo with a kick
A time for spicy fare
Is there a time for high heat topping
You find it'll mess your underwear
Here are Tums
Heartburn profound
Here are Tums
This ache shut down
Is there a time for some stuffed poppers
A time for Taco Bell
Is there a time for different peppers
Different strains you find 'em hot as hell
Is there a time for your first Chicharrón
A time to eat 17
Is there a time to turn to Sriracha
Is there a time to eat some refried beans
Here are Tums
Stomach upside down...
Here are Tums
You kneel to the ground!
“Desea que los frijoles
Tacos sería agradable
Vienen con guacamole y gorditas de carne
Nachos con chile y tamales calientes
Desea que los frijoles
Los frijoles
Un amor para los pimientos
¡Un amor que no se puede
Dejar de fumar!
Lo que es un amor
Que te deja quemar
Lo que es un amor
Que te deja quemar ahora”
Translation:
You want the Frijoles
Tacos would be nice
They come with Guac
And Gorditas With Meat
Nachos With Chile
And Hot Tamales
You want the Frijoles
The Frijoles
A love for peppers
A love that you cannot quit!
What a love
That leaves you burning
What a love
That leaves you burning now
Is there a time for frying ripe ones
A time for a dip with cheese
Is there a time for being able
To eat despite Reflux Disease
TRACK 7
SINGLE RELEASED NOVEMBER 1995
LYRICS BY BONNEEAU
MUSIC BY PASTA DISHES
I DO EAT LIKE SHIT
PARODY OF ITO OKASHI
Let's talk about
Something nutritional
On my face there is girth
Something scary I must lose
About something
That is wasteful
Like Ring Dings
That makes the heart clog faster
Certainly something
I’m wary I’m digesting
TRACK 8
FROM THE MOTION PICTURE ‘AN ORDINARY TRAY’ (USA)
LYRICS BY BONNEEAU
MUSIC BY PASTA DISHES
ONE MINUTE WARMING [INSTRUMENTAL]
PARODY OF ONE MINUTE WARNING [INSTRUMENTAL]
TRACK 9
FROM THE MOTION PICTURE "TOAST IN THE SHELL" (JAPAN)
MUSIC BY PASTA DISHES
CORPSE
(THESE BRAINS I CHASE SO LONG)
PARODY OF CORPSE (THESE CHAINS
ARE WAY TOO LONG)
Hey
Eat you soon
Flail through your room
You're meat I'll tear
Hey
Plea and fend
Pray
It's the end
Don't run away
Hey...hey...hey...hey...
Hey
You dare cough
Don't block my way
Don't feel it's over, prey
Hey...hey...hey...
Braaaaaains
Dead walking
Braaaaaains
I must eat
Your...braaaaaains
Chase so long
Braaaaaains
I hiss
Braaaaaains
Dead walking
Braaaaaains
I must eat
Braaaaaains
I chase so long
And I chase so long
Chase so long
TRACK 10
FROM THE MOTION PICTURE 'GIBLETS/REFLECTIONS' (ITALY)
LYRICS BY BONNEEAU
MUSIC BY PASTA DISHES
MOANING BY THE WEDGE
KNISH
SATE AMERICA
PARODY OF ELVIS ATE AMERICA
Knish...I gnash
Knish...that Jewish smash
Knish...eat in a flash
Woulda gotten pissy
Without a fresh stash
Knish...didn't cut in half
Knish...kosher baking craft
Knish...hassidic staff?
I say shalom to the baker, Rabbi Yaffe
Knish...it's in my blood
Knish...they're so damn good
Knish...says the Talmud
What our people once ate
Suits our NYC tastebuds
Knish...eat cold or hot
Knish...a dozen I've bought
Knish...ate so much I could plotz
These things are fried
And I love 'em a lot cuz
Knish...with some ice cream
Knish...could eat fourteen
Knish...the Jewish cuisine
Stuffing these heebs
Like my friend Hamid Goldstein
Knish...some got the cream cheese
Knish...hors d'oeuvres a breeze
Here...come and fill on these
They're full of fried potato,
Ricotta & Parm cheese
Knish...they're plump pot stickers
Knish...need wider knickers
Knish...need wider...bigger
Ate one like a burger
And they're always de rigueur
Knish...onions
Knish...the platter's brim
Knish...a platter for Haredim
Knish sates America...
Before America sates 'em
Knish...stands
Knish...food romance
Knish...fans
Knish...immigrants
Knish...like Jamaican patty
Knish...don't mean shlecht to Chaz D.
Knish...filled in centre like Pirozhki
Made mekhaye
Knish...hit zich!
Knish...nisht gut?!!
Knish...Chas v'cholileh!
Knish...mi is-mah?
Knish...bupkes!
Knish...kvetching
Knish...the parveh
Knish...the palm mies
Knish...it's genius
Knish...mishegas!
Knish...just give us!
Knish...pray for nosh
Knish...arein!
Knish...schmaltzy
Knish
TRACK 11
FROM THE MOTION PICTURE ‘KNISH SATE AMERICA’ (USA)
LYRICS BY BONNEEAU
MUSIC BY PASTA DISHES
POT 180 [INSTRUMENTAL]
PARODY OF PLOT 180 [INSTRUMENTAL]
TRACK 12
FROM THE MOTION PICTURE ‘HYDROLIZE (WASH ME WITH DAWN)’ (UK)
MUSIC BY PASTA DISHES
THEME FROM
‘THE PRAWN’
[INSTRUMENTAL]
PARODY OF THEME FROM ‘THE SWAN’ [INSTRUMENTAL]
TRACK 13
FROM THE MOTION PICTURE ‘THE PRAWN’ (HUNGARY)
MUSIC BY PASTA DISHES
THEME FROM
‘LET’S GO VEGETATIVE
[INSTRUMENTAL]
PARODY OF THEME FROM ‘LET'S GO NATIVE’ [INSTRUMENTAL]
TRACK 14
FROM THE MOTION PICTURE ‘LET’S GO VEGETATIVE’ (SOUTH AFRICA)
MUSIC BY PASTA DISHES
BOUGHT TUMS
(WASABI HITACHI
NO LOOKINA YUMMY)
[INSTRUMENTAL]
PARODY OF BOTTOMS (WATASHITACHI
NO OOKINA YUME) [INSTRUMENTAL]
BONUS TRACK
MUSIC BY PASTA DISHES